And now, the end is near And so I face the final curtain My friend, I’ll say it clear I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain I’ve lived a life that’s full I’ve traveled each and every highway But more, much more than this I did it my way Regrets, I’ve had a few But then again, too few to mention I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption I planned each charted course Each careful step along the byway And more, much more than this I did it my way Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew When I bit off more than I could chew But through it all, when there was doubt I ate it up and spit it out I faced it all and I stood tall And did it my way I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried I’ve had my fill my share of losing And now, as tears subside I find it all so amusing To think I did all that And may I say – not in a shy way Oh no, oh no, not me I did it my way For what is a man, what has he got If not himself, then he has naught To say the things he truly feels And not the words of one who kneels The record shows I took the blows And did it my way Yes, it was my way

“Ah, why are there llamas? No, stop this, I don’t want this. Make the llamas stop.” “I’ve been drawing people blues dancing for far longer than I’ve been doing it myself.” “Miranda, you minx.” “Hey, you want to hear the best album known to man?” She begins to play the Paper Mario Soundtrack,¬†and hasn’t stopped… Read More

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“I’m sorry, I have kinks” and other quotes

“I’m sorry, I have¬†kinks” She yells defending her deep, deep shame. “THIS IS TREASON” I hear through the walls of my dorm. “Oh, my heart grows fonder can today be the day that my I shall finally press the send button. My heart grows with every passing day.” After stepping on a leaf that had… Read More

at the end of the day, when push comes to shove, it is what it is, if you know what i’m sayin’

A character surrounded by people who only speak in cliches in a strict society. Their poetic dialect makes them easily singled out as someone who is not following the carefully placed laws and regulations this world has, so they try and hide. Until they find someone who is the same as them and moves on… Read More