Scrapping the Bottom of the Barrel

  • “Welcome to the box. Enjoy your stay. Macargo, show him around.”
  • “Uhh, I don’t know. I like going fast?”
  • “If he really is advocating for being a hermit in the woods, then why hasn’t he gone off himself?”
  • “If you insist on working with the poor, then at least work among the poor who can tell you to go to hell.”
  • My Conducting class has rapidly become the sass and sarcasm class, and I am fine with that.
  • In one rehearsal, we broke the handle on a cymbal, a tool for adjusting the bells, and a piece of chalk. I’m pretty sure that rehearsal was cursed.