- “So this one is mannose, because men believe that everything is equal”
- “Well, you haven’t exactly been swept off your feet, but your knee hurts”
- “I’m an equal opportunity hair appreciator”
- “Oh, shut up, you flying suitcase”
- “He runs right into the room and puts his tongue interesting places”
- “There’s a fine line between psycho and practical”
- “Part of the fun in life is making people think you’re crazy”
- “Sorry, I’m just trying to understand how this is useful”