Month: November 2017

Today I went to the caf to grab food, i felt like people were looking at me like I was weird. I had a plate of fried rice and sesame chicken but also the gusite ware. In the gustie ware I also had fried rice and sesame chicken. I was bring it to one of… Read More

The morning was cold and dreary and my eyes felt glued shut by sleep… why do I call it “sleep,” you ask? I guess it’s just a familial colloquialism passed down. I just looked it up. It’s actually called “rheum”? Interesting. Anyways, I feel like we take a really good night’s sleep for granted. The… Read More

One day, one small tiny bacteria makes its way into your body. Their entrance makes a troubling snowball effect for your health.  Your throat swells, you start coughing and fever start to become a daily thing. For all these things, you wish to be brave and take them head one but the debilitating symptoms make… Read More

There is an odd sort of in-betweenness to be found at four in the morning. Three in the morning is very late, Five is very early, but four, four is both, neither. It brings with it a stillness, a silence that is more than simple quiet, it becomes a cessation of time. Four in the… Read More

“So this one is mannose, because men believe that everything is equal” “Well, you haven’t exactly been swept off your feet, but your knee hurts” “I’m an equal opportunity hair appreciator” “Oh, shut up, you flying suitcase” “He runs right into the room and puts his tongue interesting places” “There’s a fine line between psycho… Read More

The terror the cold brings as it forces you to sit and scrape off the frost from your window. If you sit and listen as class begins around this time of year, all you hear is sniff, sniff, sniff, sniff. The dryness in the air brings out the dryness in your body as you look… Read More

“Welcome to the box. Enjoy your stay. Macargo, show him around.” “Uhh, I don’t know. I like going fast?” “If he really is advocating for being a hermit in the woods, then why hasn’t he gone off himself?” “If you insist on working with the poor, then at least work among the poor who can… Read More

– “Sometimes I’ll be walking around in the grocery store and then I hear THAT ring tone… it makes my heart beat really fast. I feel like I will forever be the CF on duty” – “If you wink at me again, I’m going to make you sleep outside” – “I bet you’re wondering why… Read More

The things that you hear inside a dance studio are so bizarre; there are just some phrases and words of the language that make no sense.  For example, when someone who has no idea what is going on in the class just hears ” keep your zipper pulled up,” they may assume that someone’s fly… Read More

“Stop Listening to the Paper Mario Soundtrack I swear to god I will call Res Life.” Some people just don’t know joy, or the entire 2 hours and 24 minutes of the entire Paper Mario OST “Are you trying to channel the heat of Italy, and the fires of pompei, feeling the ash on your… Read More