The only way to be a morally good person in the world is to become a beggar or go live out in the woods for the rest of your life. Apparently.
I hate getting emails about class being canceled from professors. Not that I don’t mind a day off, but whenever I do get those emails, it always means something bad happened. How am I supposed to enjoy my sudden windfall of luck when I know the reason for said luck lies in someone getting hurt? I miss the days when weather was the only thing that canceled class.
“Stop being so happy!”
Have you ever tried rock climbing? I recommend it, it’s one hell of an experience. And I haven’t even climbed higher than 8 feet off the ground. Just, when you do climb, make sure you use your legs more than your arms. Not being able to feel your arms for a few days after climbing really isn’t pleasant.
“If you take the Dungeons and the Dragons out of Dungeons and Dragons, you’re just left with the and.”
“You have no idea how much you’re moving around, do you?”