Life in quotes and unpleasant smells

  • “I had a message for the world, but I forgot it”
  • The girls’ bathroom on the fourth floor of Olin smells like the bubble gum fluoride they put on your teeth at the dentist’s office when you forget to ask for mint
  • There’s a chirp or a creak in the laundry room and I can’t tell if it’s a cricket or one of the dryers finally breaking down
  • “…the turdukin of the damned”
  • A moment of silence is a time for reflection, but all I could think about was how bad his coffee breath was
  • “Well, usually when we get into trouble a more well equipped woman comes in to handle things for us”
  • “Can you imagine how angry the ghosts must be?”