Golfer vs. Nature

I laughed my butt off, watching a man in the group in front of me shank his ball into the woods, and then tomahawk his club into the trees.

The greens gave off a shag carpeting look after being punched, and top dressed. Absolutely disgusting.

I heard a head pro tell a member that he should just throw his clubs into the river, but with his luck he would get them back, and could screw up another round.

I watched a video on Instagram, of a tour player hitting a shot out of the middle of a plant. Absolutely tremendous sauce on that one.

Somebody needs to tell these guys the difference between the juice, and the sauce.

Club twirls for days, just knee deep in the sauce.