Cards Against Humanity

  • “Angelheaded Hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night”
  • Always wear your seatbelt on an airplane, in case of a sudden stop mid-flight
    • remember, it’s not the fall that kills you
  • It’s best to look on the bright side when stuck in a hole, there’s an awful lot of horizon and not much sky.
  • It’s important to remember that a mohawk isn’t a hairstyle, it’s a state of mind; be punk rock, not a punkass
  • “Don’t worry, your secret is safe with my utter indifference”
  • Wind through dead grass has a certain kind of sound, like the last gasp of Summer giving way to Fall.
  • Why do authors and poets always write as if we’re very excited about the new thesaurus we just got?
  • The crunch of gravel under bootheels
  • Drinking Guinness in a room full of people who are all drinking wine is a very specific emotion.